biological graffiti

Any conglomeration of spit, skeet, urine, and scat(any bodily fluids and/or solids) in a public area.

Neal can look past the potleafs and the initials scribed into the stall door. But he could not pretend the toilet seat wasn't littered with biological graffiti.

by theAdKid February 6, 2009

Biology Teacher

We all love biology...

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow

by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019

AP Biology.

Makes Chemistry CP and Biology CP seem like fun, little, baby classes. Questions every fundamental principle and makes it 1,000,000 x harder than it already is. Boring unless you care about WHY and HOW everything in the world is. Is still way more fun than Math, Physics (CP Physics is still more challenging than AP Bio...that's how bad Physics is...), and Chem AP...but way worse than AP Social Sciences and Languages...

Bob: Yo man, you heading to AP Biology?
Joe: No, I gave up on the class. I'm just going to AP Euro so I can get an easy A.
Bob: What do you have in AP Biology?
Joe: Like a 62 percent...I had 100 percent in CP Bio...and I have like a 97 percent in AP Euro. I wish I didn't take AP Biology.

by lolworthy134 April 18, 2012

Biocow

Some guy, generally goes by the name Tyson. He uses the name "Biocow" in forums sites.

This weird forum
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Biocow says: !@#$@#!#$%^^*&(%^$#!~!@

by anonymous bastard :P February 1, 2004

Biotech

The word one screams in agony when they found out that they've done PCR or gel electrophoresis more than they have hung out with friends. (This excludes doing PCR or gel electrophoresis with friends.)

"Jody, when was the last time you hung out with your friends?"

"Uh... OH, ****ING BIOTECH."

by melmelon October 2, 2011

Biology

A code word for sexual intercourse.

Dad: Where have you been, son? It's two in the morning!

Son: Sorry, dad. I was studying biology with Jessica.

Dad: That's my boy!

by M' boy June 9, 2017

Marine Biologist

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.

MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them

by Words-worthy September 9, 2012