cool beanies

the retarded peoples way of sayin cool!

Me: Im goin 2 the coast
You:cool beanies
Me: OMG j/ say cool u retardo

by the one and onlay July 3, 2003

non-beanie

basically non binary person but a cute version of it

awh are you non-beanie?

by AntSoup March 3, 2021

beanis

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006

Beanis

A person who looks like mr bean.

Ben Stables is a Beanis

by igotdasquirtz August 26, 2011

Banita Funk

A wonderful pro-wrestler from Ohio who has amazing skills and reflexes. Often associated with another pro-wrestler from Ohio named Big Mama Munger.

I'm gonna Banita Funk you right into the ground!

by FunkyColeMedina June 30, 2008

Beanie Bum

A boy who is beyond the nexus of ''fat'' or ''obese'' and has a strange appearance mehbeh a mole or a Wanna be Justin Bieber. It's basically a fat person Insult Directed at the size of an ass.

HAY HO. -Throws stones at person- HAY LOOK EVERYBODY ITZ A BEANIE BUM!!!

by Culleim November 29, 2010

Beanie Affect

When a girl/guy wears a beanie that makes them look hot but when they take it off they look plain

Guy/Girl 1: OMG Y/N looks Sooooo hot right now
Friend: Dude since when have you liked Y/N
Guy/Girl: I don't know since Y/N looked like that

Friend: You have the beanie affect
Guy/Girl: no

Friend: yes

Guy/Girl: yes

by Donut_Girl June 20, 2015