Microwaveable Burrito

The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...

Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.

by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009

too much guac in the burrito

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

Dick Burrito

The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus

I had to pay the whore extra to let me make a dick burrito with her

by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011

Burrillville

A small quite town located in the northwest part of the state. Its a safe place to live, and raise families. People think if you are from Burrillville, it makes us hicks well we are not. Sure we like the quite country setting where you dont have to constantly listen to gun shots and police sirens 24/7......Burrillville is one of the best places to live in Rhode Island

Burrillville is a small country town in Rhode Island.

by Burrillvillian April 17, 2009

burricane

A fierce Winter storm containing bitterly chilling winds. Temperatures usually drop below 10 degrees while winds are in excess of 20 miles per hour. Wind chill factors make it unbearable to be outside.

Donna went outside to play in the snow, but was caught off-guard by a terrible burricane, and froze to death.

by Guido May 27, 2005

flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

Southern Cheese burrito

The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.

by The Meat Train May 3, 2009