ballardini

A Ballardini is a very closed boy, he doesn't open that much to people, But when you get to know him he is an explosion of excitement. By the mixture of his emotions he is oftenly described as a person with gay character

Quit talking about it! You are such a Ballardini! I wish I was as shady as Ballardini

by Arabian Boy February 8, 2018

Ballard

A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.

Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!

That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!

Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.

by kayralover69 June 18, 2018

ballage

a tube-shaped private part, genitals, penis, dick (ballage rhymes with tallage)

Wearing out will suck ballage for good in 3 quackles for anything except surveillance cameras. No matter what security cameras look like, they're barred.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Balla

A South African Indian slang refering to the male privates, specifically the shlong (penis)

Ayy i checked this thicc thot at this crappy steakhouse the other day and my balla went harder than their meat

by BeanTheGreat August 4, 2018

balldette

A balldette is a lesbian who goes down on a female who has waxed her coochie.

Mary was all loosy goosy when she went down on Diane and found ou that her coochie was a balldette.

by Waxed May 28, 2018

Balla

Indian term for your penis

Shaylin: Kyle your balla is circumsized
Kyle : yes it is

by Lordshaylin November 15, 2018

balla chops

Tiny chopped pieces of the penis sold at most South African butcheries. Commonly found in the city of Durban.

"hey Steve! Could I have another serving of your balla chops"

"Yes you can. Would you like some fried onions and pig shit to go with those balla chops?"

by Low fuel December 23, 2018