August 3

National Ask out your crush day. Your crush is not gonna say no on this day.

Do you wanna go out on August 3?

by hoodlydaddy August 2, 2021

August Bank Holiday Island

Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.

August Bank Holiday Island is situated midway between Easter Island and Christmas Island.

by Marsilainenmarsu January 19, 2018

August 7th

"Thicc" and "Boob" appreciation day. 7th of August every year we all come together and appreciate the clever and astounding way the words "Boob" and "thicc" are spelled

Person 1: YO, did you know that the word thicc is thicc because the two c's form some serious cake?

Person 2: Crazy dude, just like how Boob is written as boobs seen from bird perspective, from the front and from the side!

Person 1: WOAH I'm so grateful that we can appreciate those words a lil bit extra today, on August 7th !

by jack skellington simba August 7, 2020

August 2nd

August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse

Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!

by Snail man August 2, 2021

August 23

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Adam - hey what’s today ?

Emily - uh it’s august 23 why?

Adam- oh here’s my hoodie.
Emily - “blushed

by Jessica Ramírez August 22, 2021

August 29th

National slap your friends ass day

“Hey joe did you hear it’s August 29th?” “Hell yeah!”

by Blitz-o August 29, 2021

august 15

August 15 is national short people day

Person A: "Hey what national day is it on august 15?
Person B: "It's national short people day!"
Person A: "Why?"
Person B: ...you wouldn't get it.

by meloqn April 28, 2022