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asshole

1.A name you would call someone whom you strongly dislike such as a mother-in-law or an ex-boyfriend.

2.Anus

3.The location where the penis is inserted during butt sex.

4.Annoying people on the highway whom cut you off.

5.Any hole on a donkey.

6.The puckered up hole by which your shit comes out.
1."He's already got a new girlfriend? We've only been broken up for a week! ASSHOLE."

2. Doctor: "Well your asshole looks pretty healthy..."

3. "He fucked my asshole so hard last night man, I swear I'll never shit the same.

4. "Did you just see that asshole cut me off?!"

5. "Give the donkey the apple" "I don't want to go anywhere near that asshole!"

6. plop....plop....ploppppppppppppppppp.......
by labeast8D July 12, 2009
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A person who commonly says or does stupid things, often in the wrong context.
After they broke up he went out and celebrated. What an asshole!
by Bowslayer September 5, 2008
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people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!
the assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. assholes.
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a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!
"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'
by asianessandwhiteness August 22, 2009
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1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation
1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?
by $chan March 13, 2009
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Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld
I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes!
by Vibesman November 10, 2009
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Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.
Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006
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