Aslume

The home of man and jonkler

Joe mama is in the aslume

by Gvprtski November 27, 2023

aslouto

boss of clockfi studios

angry argentinian man

you're such an aslouto

by NatsuPolla March 18, 2024

asleepwake

the word Asleepwake is when youre laying down and awake but you feel like you are/should be asleep but you cant fall asleep

"i just had a very long asleepwake nap"

by graveleater9000 July 10, 2024

aslavagania

Eastern part of the garden of eaden

Adam and Eve strolled through Aslavagania

by Stev0_00 December 9, 2024

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

asleepness

asleepness (noun) /əˈsli pnəs/
1. The state or condition of being asleep; the quality of existing in a sleep state.
2. (Figurative or poetic) A state of mental or emotional detachment, stillness, or unawareness.

1. “Her face had the peaceful stillness of pure asleepness.”
2. “He drifted into a sort of asleepness, untouched by the chaos around him.”

by zenithzero June 7, 2025

Asler

Someone who has life all figured out

Why can’t you be like him? He’s an asler.

by The universal savior August 1, 2025