Asian Efficiency

The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.

Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.

Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."

by AE Aaron October 16, 2012

Asian Mom

Asian mom is probably the strictest mom of them all. If you lost a single thing, they won't think, it's okay, I will help you find it, they will think, WHAT? YOU LOST IT? And if they are mad, they really mean it when they hit you or slap you or point you in the middle of your head, which is bad because that might destroy brain cells, which would make you more stupid, which would cause your asian mom to shout at you more and more often. So, basically, they bring on trouble by themselves. Why can't they just calmly talk and be like other moms? HUH?

M: Where's your agenda?
You: Uh. I lost it.
M: WTF you lost it? Well, you *jabs you in the head* are grounded for one year! How can you lose the most important thing in school?
When she's gone
You: Sigh, Asian Mom..

by XxDarkmoonxX March 31, 2017

Asian Women

The most beautiful women on earth

If you say differently then you obviously never seen Asian Women

by Tonio31 August 27, 2006

Asian Sensation

any famous, rich, or popular Asian person you know, or the world knows

Jackie Chan is an Asian Sensation!

Dude i wish i was an Asian Sensation like Ping Lee.

by noah eastwood March 6, 2010

Asian SOW

Acronym for "Sell Out Whore". Refers to Asian women who date and marry white men exclusively, due to racial self hatred and in order to gain some degree of white privilege through association. They are often heard saying things like "why are hapa babies so much cuter than full asian babies?" and "my eyelid surgery, blue contacts and blonde highlights were done so I won't look so sleepy, not because I want to be white" and "damn, why I gotta be asian".

Dude #1: Hey, check out that self hating Asian SOW sidekick with her white master.

Dude #2: She's kinda the modern day asian equivalent of the house n***er.

by pinit77 May 31, 2015

Asian Orange

That one particular hair dye that asians seem to prefer over all other colours.

example: one of the next five asians you see will have asian orange hair

by mr banananananana January 27, 2011

Asian Men

Asian men are men who are unpopular due to claims of short penis size. They are also claimed to not be "manly enough" or sexy. These claims are obviously false and generalized to the whole population. They are also generalized to be unattractive and short. These are obviously not true for ALL asian men.

Jenny: Hey do you know any cute asian men that make good music?
Sammie: Yeah have you heard of Jay Park, DEAN and BTS?
Jenny: (Looks them up) wow they are pretty handsome!!!

by mizzmarrymac November 16, 2019