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André is the epitome of a cool, beautiful and hard working guy. Trust me: as soon as heaven gives you the opportunity to meet him you will fall in love, for sure. Besides, he's smart: seriously, he knows everything. He's also a good leader, gives the best advice on your problems.
-André will do it? Then it's fine, everything will go smoothly.
André by muyp November 23, 2021
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The biggest noob you will ever meet. In all aspects.
Who took a bath with a toaster?
André, he wanted to eat some toast in a nice warm bath but, he is a noob so he died. Typical André!
André by guggelito January 12, 2022
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André is a Sexy man whit sexy body that gets all the girls he wants and if a girl lets go of him ITS hard to Get him back. His an angel that have fell frome heaven
Girls:who is that sexy man
God:thats my André
André by Pedofuck October 10, 2018
Oh god is he stupid. Normally, Ines likes him but Ines is too ugly and André will not like her back. André normally has lots of ex’es. At last he probably settles on a girl named Yannis. He will do anything and give anything to get his love. He is very rich too. He spends a crap ton of money daily and if you ever see him date girls, the girls are usually gold diggers. He’s very violent when peeps piss his girl. Swears a lot too.

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André dumped another girl this weekend. It brings the yearly total up to 176 girls dumped!
André by Feeo October 29, 2019
Male firstname
French

André is the French and Portuguese form of Andrew
Andrè was the 2nd most popular boy's name in France in the 1910s, 20s and early 30s, and has since declined in popularity. André is currently particularly popular in Norway as a middle name.

The name is borne by tennis player André Agassi, pianist André Previn and musician and singer André 3000 (born André Benjamin).

Other notable bearers include French author and surreal theorist André Breton, military commander André Masséna, author and Nobel Prize winner André Gide and mathematician André Weil.
Andrè by 5656anonymous76 August 21, 2009
worlds hottets nigga
nigga andré
andré by sej_dren January 20, 2022