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American Royalty

Usually referring to a person or family that has had long periods of economic or social success in the United States. As the United States has no official royalty, the economically and socially wealthy take their place.
-"Wow, Donald Trump just put up another hotel... Yeah, he's American Royalty "
A gorgeous, beautiful and intelligent girl who you most likely won't get hold of. She picks only the finest boys and has a great sense of fashion. She is that beautiful that when you first see her, you almost faint and can't think straight for the next week. The only thing you can think about after seeing her, is getting her number and asking her out. If you're lucky, she'll say yes and you definitely won't regret it. If you see Amelia, you've definitely succeeded in life.
Friend: WOW! Is that Amelia.
You: OMG! It is!
Friend: She's so beautiful!
Amelia by Mason Farley😜 November 25, 2019
Ameline is a feisty girl on the outside but is actually super caring and always makes sure everybody feels included and good. She is religious but can be a #rebel when she wants to. She has the prettiest eyes and is generally pretty short. Also a bonus, Ameline is fricking hilarious and will make you piss your pants in laughter. Whenever you get the opportunity to become friends with an Ameline, take it because they truly are the best.
“Oh my gosh you see that Ameline over there!? Yeah she’s so feisty but so freaking hilarious!!”
Ameline by swaggirl0707 December 4, 2019

the royal american

Located in the very sensitive area in between a male's leg -crotchgroin which are known as: nuts balls scrotum
He grabbed her tits and much to his surprise she kicked him right in the Royal American!
the royal american by V. Heinz June 15, 2007

African-American Heart Monitor 

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.
African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....

American Politics 

An over-excessive proganda warfare in which supporters from one party (i.e. Democrats or Republicans) will try to convert others from the opposing party onto their side. This in turn upsets the opposing party and causes a similar reaction.

In the end, the only one who truly benefits from such underhanded means of attempting to get into the office is the media. This includes, but is not limited to, both American, Foreign, and Alien news outlets.
American Politics has never let down satitrical writers/cartoonists.