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Choke Artist

Someone who, when faced with stress breaks down and enters an infinite loop. Common in people running for office, when trying to deal with higher energy candidates.
Marco: "Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world."
Donald: Man, you're such a choke artist.
by Gass'em Soleimani August 27, 2016
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con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.
Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.
by crunkberry May 20, 2016
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Altitude

(Noun) How high you are. Your "high-ness".
"What's your altitude?"

"I smoked three bowls of spice, I'm chillin' on Mount Everest"
by Josh.F August 26, 2014
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Con-artist

One who can persuade a bar-slut out of her skivvies, but doesn't spend a nickel in the process. He just gives a good line or two and sheds a few tears. Whatever it takes to pound this worthless bag of meat, this man will do, except dig in his precious pockets.
Con-artist: Hey, I'm sorry I forgot my wallet tonight. Thanks for picking up my tab.
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!
by w.yokum May 13, 2005
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artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.
"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."
by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010
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Altintepe

Turkish, gets A+ on Spanish, science, history, most of math, loves basketball, has talent in football, goes to private top schools, makes friends with tall Chinese boy, nice, not easily enraged.
Arda Altintepe, name.
by GODEM November 15, 2019
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artist

A person who knows no sleeps. They spend their days scribbling on a piece of paper wondering if they are good enough. Sometimes they will go outside, but not too long after they will retreat back inside their safe houses. They spend hours of their day telling themselves how much of a piece of trash they are and how they have no talent. If you meet one in person they will not speak nor will they spent much time in the outside. They are a rare type of person to see. If you find yourself inside their house you will see that is it filled with markers and paints and pencils and pens and sketchbooks from wall to wall. In their kitchen you will see coffee and energy drinks. That is what they thrive on. That is an artist.
That person looks like an artist. They look like they get no sleep so they have to be an artist.
by I’m an artist. May 12, 2020
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