A highly evolved monkey with the ability to walk upright, use opposable thumbs, navigate city blocks, use a camera, and carry an iPhone.
"Who's that taking photos of the Sears Tower and grunting and pounding his chest? He's going to drop his dSLR."
"Oh, that's an urban ape."
"Oh, that's an urban ape."
by ceebo January 30, 2009
Get the Urban Ape mug.1.Person of middle-eastern descent. 2.Semi-evolved being (see yard ape). 3.Derogatory term for ethnic or stupid person. 4.Cave dweller.
by John Barry November 20, 2004
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by kampinmofos August 20, 2009
Get the Grape Ape mug.A skunk ape is a hairy, stinky animal who roams the hills of Southen Maryland. A skunk ape tends to deny the fact that they are a skunk ape, often becoming aggressive with his less stinky prey who are only trying to warn others of the dangers surrounding this disgusting creature. Skunk apes generally are named Shawn (Sorry, its just a fact). They also tend to be extreme try-hards who feast on the blood of un-pubertized female humans
by Redneckskunkapecatcher March 13, 2009
Get the Skunk Ape mug.Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008
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Dicker 2: Oh well pull your pants down boys we are about to get gang fucked!
Dicker 2: Oh well pull your pants down boys we are about to get gang fucked!
by Dickie Dixon August 13, 2005
Get the Rock ape mug.A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.
Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.
Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.
"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."
by bikergeek April 19, 2013
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