kampinmofos's definitions

Black Beauty

A large dump that is so dark that it looks black. Usually caused by eating a bunch of shitty food for many days. It is best taken in a portable shitter so that everyone can admire it.

Wow, have you been to the outhouse? After 4 days of kampin' Lance really took a Black Beauty.

by kampinmofos July 16, 2010

Purple Drank

A Kampin' drink made with cheap ass grape soda, Jack Daniels, and one packet of Emergen-C.

I am tired from kampin', so I better have a Purple Drank as it has got vitamins-n-shiz.

by kampinmofos August 20, 2009

Grape Ape

A kampin' drink make with cheap ass grape soda and Jack Daniels.

If you have a Grape Ape you will go from 0-stupid in less than 5 seconds!

by kampinmofos August 20, 2009