Someone who is a compulsive liar and will not stop with a lie until you actually start to believe them. Also when an "Alfred" gets desperate, they will use facial expressions and won't laugh when telling a lie.
by Dustin Hu January 8, 2009
Get the alfred mug.Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.
by Mike Medina February 5, 2008
Get the Dirty Alfredo mug.To score a meaningless empty net goal in clutch situations. Also can be used as scoring a meaningless goal in a blowout game.
"Hey did you see Kaberle's Alfredsson last night? Yeah, it was pretty cool how neither stajan nor O'Neil wanted to Alfredsson the puck."
by Iafrate November 10, 2008
Get the Alfredsson mug.One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on dank, Nicotine and clever hair cuts.
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.
Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.
Alfred can't spell onion.
Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.
Alfred can't spell onion.
by Nelms May 1, 2008
Get the Alfred mug."Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy February 4, 2007
Get the alfalfa munch mug.by Thot.hehe.eeee October 29, 2019
Get the Alfred mug.gay man who loves cock up his ass, plays mana thinks he is good cuz of lunar cosmetics like go outside or something u fat furry cunt
fuck off alfie
by danny devito king of spice May 8, 2021
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