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Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018
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Alabama Love Triangle

The fucked up romantic/sexual relationship between a brother, sister, and their other brother/sister or cousin.
The Finn family reunion was going to be an awkward affair because Sally and Billy Ray had recently broken up their Alabama Love Triangle with cousin Cletus.
by Key&Peele January 13, 2018
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Alabama Snorkel

Sex trick. When one is about to cum you put the girls nose to your dick. You then cum in her nose. After that you plug her nose and moth and have her breath in.
She choked after I made her do the Alabama Snorkel
by SnorkelKing420 February 7, 2018
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Alabama Tricycle

A 3-way in which a 3rd party has sex with 2 cousins
P1: Whats dace doing with those cousins?
P2: Riding the Alabama Tricycle
by Tigerwoods'favouritehat July 31, 2018
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Alabama Snow Storm

The act of pouring cocaine into your girlfriends vagina and then having sex with her . The resulting concoction will resemble that of a snow storm.
Hey man, how was it last night? Man me and my girl had an Alabama Snow Storm.
by Death is fun December 7, 2018
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Alabama Tube Sock

When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
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Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.
by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019
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