pink wood

Most commonly in the south, shroom-headed in form. Penis.

Girl, dat Pink Wood done got my pussy whipped.

by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017

Never-Wood

Someone you would never engage sexually.

I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.

by howardfelt July 28, 2012

wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

by JDuffy March 25, 2007

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”

You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow

by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019

Larj Wood

Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.

Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood

by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019