stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 07, 2014

Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 27, 2017

Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo July 30, 2013

V12 Stroke

Hitting girls from the back as fast as a car with a v12

Damn bro I just gave that girl the v12 stroke

by Yonderbaton September 15, 2021

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 17, 2015

Stroke cocks

Stroke 2 or more hens,chickens or cocks.

Person 1: I was expecting Belle Delphine stroke cocks!
Person 2: She actually stroke a animal/bird called a cock. She could stroke an actual man's private part if she wanted to.

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 06, 2019

DRAMA STROKE

AN DRAMATIC ACTION THROWN BY MOSTLY BLACK WOMEN IN ORDER TO MAKE A SCENE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY THEY THINK IT SHOULD.

DeShone's mother had a drama stroke upon receiving the news that he didn't make it on American Idol.

by jack sprat 1966 March 12, 2012