october 18

national slap a hoe day
slap a hoe, any hoe, just pick one

jerald:*slaps hoe*
hoe: why did you do that
jerald: it’s october 18th

by skeeter 🦟 October 17, 2019

December 18

You're gay. That's all.

Accept it.

"He must've been born on December 18 th."

by Animalnuttt December 22, 2019

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

February 18

If you were born on this day you are a complete vacuum, you eat all the food in 0.0000000000000001 seconds

Man 1: Yo, this guy was born on February 18
Man 2: Bro, I'm that hungry, let me make him eat all the food

by the man34 February 23, 2021

18 cm

18 cm is the perfect dick size. If you have 18 cm you are a God. If you have the chance to have sex with a boy who has 18cm, take it.

My boyfriends dick is 18 cm long. I love it.

by Sokka0815 May 4, 2023

september 18

R’s birthday. You don’t want to miss a chance with this girl she’s like know other so wish her a happy birthday.

it’s september 18th happy birthday R
R: Tysm
;)

by Ray din is cool November 3, 2019

March 18

Slap your boyfriend’s ass day! It doesn’t matter if he’s mad. Make sure you slap it hard!

“Hey, why’d you slap my ass?”
“It’s March 18th!”

by barbaricjs March 17, 2021