Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.

“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend”

by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019

Shower Couple

An appellation for Viren and Jeevika,From the Indian television series called “Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hai”.Because the only time they were relevant was when they showers together.Horny dogs.

When you see a couple eating each other’s lips out, “They’re such a shower couple”.

by WinterBitch June 23, 2019

Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019

Shower-Term Memory

When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.

OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!

by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Shower Eagle

A man who betrays the trust of his crippled underage brother during shower time.

Erik is such a shower eagle, did you see what he did to his brother?

by ErikBoyden January 19, 2022

shower lego

The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.

My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.

by rlyjames December 17, 2021