Zuris

Zuris is soccer. He is soccer. He likes soccer. He is curly soccer Elvis Presley.

Look at Zuris ballin'.
Zuris do be good at football.
Zuris has such beautiful hair. *uwu*

by 69420bruh69420 February 19, 2022

Zuri

The tightest pussy gyal out. Also known as “miss tighthole”

“Zuri is miss tighthole”

by misstighthole December 04, 2024

Zuri

Anybody named Zuri is a bum who would pretend to be your friend but would never take a bullet for you. Zuri’s are also very dry and would do anything to not talk to you. They may look good on the outside but don’t let that fool you because they’re not in the inside. They can be harsh.

Dude: Hey Zuri! :)))

Zuri: Hey… ://

Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??

Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!

Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.

by TheDummyBummy October 28, 2024

Zuri

Zuri is a very chaotic person in a good way I think. He is very loud and likes to run around a lot. His favorite thing to do is shove people with his shoulder. He loves his scooter especially though. He enjoys cats and dumb videos of animal butts. He can get quite annoying and obnoxious at times but he is alr I guess.

"Zuri wont stop riding the scooter."
"Zuri stop talking bozo."

by yournyli December 03, 2021

Zuri

A boss bitch that doesn't take any bull shit from dumb hoes. Her best friend's name most likely starts with K, M or R, and plays hard to get 24 fuckin 7.

Person 1: I've had feelings for you for a while so do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Zuri: No get out my face witcho hot ass breath gah dayum.

by Doja Cat's Wife.. November 23, 2021

Zuri

A girl that has no time for hoes. Probably black and short with a horrible attitude. Probably avoids everyone for the fun of it. She seems like the type to only like her best friend and is not afraid to show it. Her best friend's name probably starts with S, K, B, R, or L. she rejects people that she doesn't like and is extremely honest even if it means someone's feelings are gonna get hurt.

Person 1: Zuri I love you.. wanna be my gf..?
Zuri: No wtf hot ass breath get away from me
Person 1: But-
Zuri: MOVEEE GAH DAYUMMMM. Anyway bsf

by Doja Cat's Wife.. November 23, 2021

Zuri

thinks shes an angel and and perfect but actually makes fun of me and all people everyday. she said I'm like a grandma.

zuri said i dont know :(

by definitelynotsage November 02, 2021