Zoomaphobic

Having or showing a hatred of zoomers (if you're stuck in 1864 and don't know what a zoomer is, a zoomer is basically someone born any time after 2006). zoomaphobes tend to be old people that think that facebook is still the new social media app that everyone uses; boomers.

"Ugh, I hate my grandpa, he's such a zoomaphobe." I complained "Yeah" my sister whispered, "he's so zoomaphobic."

by Ludwig Harris April 28, 2021

Ok Zoomer

A phrase that Zoomers believe is made by boomers but is actually used by Millenials who are tired of the garbage tier memes that Gen Z produces. It is also used to generally mock the "Ok Boomer" meme, as well as mocking the low attention spans of Gen Z, which can associate them with the word 'Zoomer.'

Boomer: *Doesn't Understand Meme*
Zoomer: oK bOoMeR
Millenial: oK zOoMeR
Zoomer: Wow, Boomers are stupid
Boomer: *Not listening to conversation anymore*

by Gamogi November 25, 2019

Zoom flume

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.

“Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy”

by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020

Zoom and Consume

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

Zoomdemic

(n.) American school-system shutdown and virtualization during the pandemic.

The chancellor: All classes and labs have been moved to Zoom until further notice!
Ashkan: This is a Zoomdemic!

by BlackfinII May 18, 2020

The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

Knights who formerly said "Ni."

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009

Doomer-Zoomer

A Doomer-Zoomer is a younger Doomer, being born around the early and late 2000s. Most likely, Doomer-Zoomers suffer if not identical, similar issues of a Doomer.

Jacob was a nice kid in school and loved to learn, after he got a computer and his girlfriend dumped him, he became a Doomer-Zoomer

by Rcfoolz May 26, 2019