zorch

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.

Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

Zorch

The sound it makes when you drop a match into a barrel with a small amount of gas at the bottom. Also, to be mentally or physically wrecked; Zorched.

Zorched is a definition made by Jake Phelps. Rip bro, we love you.

by ThePhelper May 7, 2019

Zorch

My mothers name for a vagina

Did you see the zorch on that chick on the beach?

by Zoltar85 January 4, 2023

Zorch

To completely overwhelm or "short-circuit" someone's brain with too much chaotic, high-energy content, memes, notifications, or nonsense all at once — leaving them dazed, overstimulated, and unable to respond properly. It's like brain rot but from a sudden burst rather than slow exposure.

Random white cuck: I'm so fucking zorched on my fuckass tiktok

Other random cuck nigga: On dead niggas, I'm so bored of watching my wife get fucked, I pull out my phone and get straight to zorching

by Johatter March 13, 2026

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

zorch muffin

when you suck the jelly from a donut then fart inside of it and feed it to someone

that retard totally just devoured a zorch muffin

by steezie4twizzie September 24, 2009

zorch cow

Cool, fresh, outta sight, real George.

Common in the early 1950s.

That was a zorch cow game.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005