He got The zoomies

When a man bust quick

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies

by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024

zoomy

Zoomy: noun - reputable looking shirt that you can quickly throw on before the start of a video conference.

Usage: Just got my zoomy on in time for the customer call - bonus that it had the company logo on it.

by fh2020 April 28, 2020

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025

Zoomies

To on the low discuss psychedelic mushrooms

I just got a hold of some crazy good zoomies

by Bigpostagepimp August 15, 2023

zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020

boy-zoomies

When a girl or boy gets excited by the prospect of spending time with a boy. Typical symptoms are, wiggles, jumping and running.

When my I told my girlfriend that we were getting fish and chips she got boy-zoomies, she jumped and ran off with excitement.

by granvilleboy January 30, 2024