smoot zong

A person or thing that fails at life

Mother: You never do anything with your life!

Son: I know, im a smoot zong.

by sirflinstone January 20, 2010

zinga-zing-zong!

you say this when your stoned

"Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!"
"My god, will you fucking shut up already. Fucking stoner."

by sorrysauce October 9, 2006

zingy

The description for the taste of an onion.

"Hey take a bite of this onion"
"No, it's too spicy"
"What? Onions aren't spicy, they aren't sour, they're zingy"

by Richard Fiffle July 10, 2019

Zong Vang

Adj:

1. Ungodly handsome, a person with good looks and high intelligence, sophistication.

2. A person who possesses a high upperclass looks paired with capacity for higher logic reasoning.

Yeah, he definitely is a Zong Vang.

by Mai Lo Mai Ci December 18, 2011

rip the zong

The act of ripping a zong. Usually said when talking about drugs, especially marijuana.

Gluck and I rip the zong on the weekend before hockey.

by Scars Hockeydude June 10, 2009

Zoggy

When it rains and as a result your zoot gets soggy.

Can also be used when someone gets too much saliva on the roach tip.

Dude 1: “Hey man, want a toke?”

Dude 2: “I’ll pass g, that’s shits zoggy af”

by Jimmytokes December 29, 2021

ZONKY

A ZONKY is a Donkey in Tijuana that is painted to resemble a Zebra. The Zonky started by a photographer back in the 1930's that noticed that when tourist took pictures with the Zonky's, The Zonky would fade and it could not be recognized. His fix to this was; paint the Donkey's with black stripes to make them stand out after the photo faded. This created the now world famous ZONKY located in Tijuana, MX.
Zonky is also a t-shirt brand out of Tijuana with humorous, funny logos of Tijuana and the culture.
Visit them at www.tijuanazonky.com

Donkey in Tijuana, TijuanaZonky,t-shirts of Tijuana.

by Hank Rivers May 7, 2008