zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 3, 2004

Zog

When someone shaves their own head and misses a part. That part is called a Zog. Equally if you take clippers to someone's head and make one section too short thats noticeable you will have created a Zog. A Zog is an undesirable part of hair that should not be that way. A mistake.

Omg look at that Zog on your head. What a bloody mess

by Sweetshak June 2, 2017

Zog

Pretty cool guy, handsome with a nice beard.

Wow, I love Zog. He’s such a great guy and what a beard.

by JamesT765 November 23, 2021

Zog

A direct replacement for bro, but used for someone who is less intelligent than their sigma counterparts.

What is zog doing?

by SIGMABOZZ October 10, 2023

Zog Will Guide

A saying said by the famous Mr.Zogby. If students are stuck on a problem the wonderful Zog will guide them to success.

Aviel: I don’t know where P=MC.

Mr.Zogby: Do not fear, ZOG WILL GUIDE!

by Triple_S69 February 22, 2025

Zog

Can replace any word in a sentence that is used negatively.

"Oh zog, my favorite game was discontinued"
"That guy is a real zog"
"That zog over there is getting on my nerves."

by nerveaxel2532 October 31, 2022

Zog

Like dog put with Z and more slang

Zog- shutsho bitch ass up

by CaboCaboose February 19, 2022