by Fat Louie September 6, 2004
Get the znark mug.The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.
by jeardon69 July 6, 2008
Get the zork zucchini mug.An extremely good-looking guy. Funny. Hilarious, even. Can be found at your local Mexican restaurant sipping strawberry margaritas with a giggling blonde girl.
by barbiegirlinabarbieworld June 7, 2009
Get the zork mug.To zork someone means to hook them up. To give a green glow. This verb may imply the transmission of magic states, the opening of a portal to a choose-your-own-adventure reality, and/or the bestowal of psychoactive substances by a generous benefactor.
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Get the zork mug.by Z February 25, 2004
Get the zork mug.adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.
I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.
by d3adr0ck August 22, 2006
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