Skip to main content

ziffed

Damn it Dave - don't get so ziffed.
by Chet van Wilkinson June 28, 2008
mugGet the ziffed mug.

Ziffle

Ziffle, a penguin character from the book Santa's Secret Penguin Spy by Nicole Cagle, Illustrated by Laura Reece

Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Little Brats better watch out. Ziffle will tell Santa is you're being bad and you won't get any presents.
by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012
mugGet the Ziffle mug.
Related Words
ziffiy ziffi ziffin Ziffixiquitiy ziff ziffle ziffed zeffie Zoffix zaffis

ziffle

ass pimples that give the flesh that rough pig flesh complexion --- like Arnold Ziffle (pig on Petticoat Junction).
Gee girl its a good thing I love banging Arnold Ziffle --- because you sure got a load of ziffles.
by dudelookslikeachimp February 24, 2008
mugGet the ziffle mug.

ziffiy

Ron wanted to check Amsterdam in a ziffiy.

Hey Sarah, "let's ziffiy"
by One peer!! May 2, 2021
mugGet the ziffiy mug.

Ziffbrah

You lyin, that ain't true, as if...
YOU: GOT PULLED OVER LASTNIGHT, STRIP SEARCHED BY 2 SMOKING HOT COPPA'S 1 PRACTICALLY JERKED ME OFF WHILE THE OTHER GROPED HER TITS..
ME: ZIFFBRAH!!
by DUBLDZ August 29, 2019
mugGet the Ziffbrah mug.

ZIPfished

When someone lies about where they live so they have a chance with you. Either IRL or on dating apps.
"Hey, did you ever meet up with that guy from Tinder again?!"

"Nah, he ZIPfished me. He doesn't live here! He was just in town for the weekend."
by vee_block October 12, 2021
mugGet the ZIPfished mug.

zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"
slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"
by munkah January 26, 2004
mugGet the zoffing chair mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email