The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
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A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
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“Milzam is a Zetyphile.”
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