Led Zeppelin Pregnancy 

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.

Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

Led Zeppelin Pregnancy by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011

led zeppelin

A rock band from the 1970s. Fanboys think that listening to Led Zeppelin makes them special by setting them apart from their peers, who mostly listen to mainstream rap and pop. However, in their day, Zeppelin were rather mainstream.

It is not a big deal that you listen to Led Zeppelin. Everyone knows who they are.

led zeppelin by thetx November 29, 2006

Led Zeppelin Junkie 

A person who is profoundly obsessed with Led Zeppelin... I mean LED ZEPPELIN!!!

Guy one: I heard that dude listens to Led Zeppelin in his sleep.

Guy two: Yeah, he's a Led Zeppelin Junkie.

Guy one: I can't blame him.

Led Zeppelin Junkie by Fool in the rain 777 July 1, 2008

led zeppelin

1) A British rock band active from 1968-1980
2) A textbook case of public brainwashing

Stoned dork: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules"

Normal person: "Hey that guy seems to really like Led Zeppelin. I'm impressed. They must be really something"

Stone dork 2: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules"

Normal person 2 :"Oh wow, more people like this band Led Zeppelin. If these guys are so popular, they just have to be awesome. I've never actually heard any Led Zeppelin songs, but you guys are right, they *DO* rule."

Normal person 3: " More people think Led Zeppelin are awesome? Hey count me in, I don't want to be left out! I'm in! I'm a Led head! Best band ever! Where can I get a T shirt?"

led zeppelin by Ghunt70 December 3, 2007

Reppin' the Zeppelin

wearing any sort of Led Zeppelin clothing item

Robert: Did you see John's awesome Zep shirt?
Jimmy: Oh yeah, he was totally Reppin' the Zeppelin

Reppin' the Zeppelin by Curbside Killer Queen September 8, 2009

dead heat in a zeppelin race 

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

dead heat in a zeppelin race by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

land zeppelin 

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.

The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.

land zeppelin by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008