Zoostomp

When you take vitamin B12 through exotic means, such as injecting it with a Zoostomper needle or digesting it by swallowing Zoostomper pellets.

"This dude got caught Zoostomping the other day."
"Yeah I heard he Zoostomps hard."

by boofcloudman November 19, 2020

Zenosyne

The sense that time keeps going faster

You meet your middle school friend and chat with him. Right there and then zenosyne sinks in "wow! It has been 8 years since we met."

by Onism December 28, 2021

zeoposting

When you send a extremely retarded meme with arrows, red text, or anything overly dumb. Extremely different from normal memes, zeoposting usually originates from "shitposting" Discord servers.

Taruvar: Sending a image about "Joe Rolls Worst Joint Ever"
Admin: Immediate Mute for Zeoposting

by astral0 March 9, 2022

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

On the ones and zeros

Digital DJ or technician description. Ones and zeros is how digital information is stored.

DJ Drop-bomb is on the ones and zeros.

by Bay Area Beekeeper March 24, 2011

Zoosk

Zoosk is Online dating site that occasionly has ads here on urban dictionary. The only reason i like there ads more then the others is because their is actually somewhat fine lesbians kissing.

Guy 1: What the hell, why are you on zoosk?
Guy 2: I'm meeting sum hot bitchez.
Guy 1: Dude, that shits for lesbians.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 1: Yeah its how your mom met your other mom.

by Buddaah420 July 7, 2010

zerospisskink

I'm here from tt to let you all know that zerospisskink is the funniest person ever

I love ya zerospisskink 😋

by itssylwia March 29, 2021