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Zellweger

A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.
Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break.
by Wrathskellar September 1, 2009
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zeblow

Pronounced "ZEE-blo."

The echoing sound produced when a person lets loose a particularly loud flatus while sitting upon a toilet seat. The fart is issued, and the individual feels the vibrations as it reverberates through the porcelain, ripples the water, and the unique sound reaches his or her ears. Particularly powerful ones may even travel along plumbing lines.
Man, I hate using public restrooms. I was in a stall the other day and my neighbor let loose this explosive zeblow that I felt through the floor.
by Apotheke January 14, 2008
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Zillow

I'm going to jail because my accountant went all zillow on my taxes and screwed me over.
by REguy101 November 13, 2012
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Renee Zellweger

A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.

When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."
Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.
by Mr. Cardboard January 27, 2012
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renee zellweger

An actress from the movie Jerry McGuire that looks like she's made of marzipan.
"For those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger"
by BLiNg529 January 18, 2010
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Zellwegered

(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.
'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'"
by Societe Anonyme April 26, 2003
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zello

Crusty black scum that devours whole pigs by ripping their teets off.

A zello goes for a big female pig due to the immense attraction to its weight.
Man, that zello killed my pig! It ripped it's teets off and everything. !!!
by Mnxnice October 9, 2016
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