A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.
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The echoing sound produced when a person lets loose a particularly loud flatus while sitting upon a toilet seat. The fart is issued, and the individual feels the vibrations as it reverberates through the porcelain, ripples the water, and the unique sound reaches his or her ears. Particularly powerful ones may even travel along plumbing lines.
The echoing sound produced when a person lets loose a particularly loud flatus while sitting upon a toilet seat. The fart is issued, and the individual feels the vibrations as it reverberates through the porcelain, ripples the water, and the unique sound reaches his or her ears. Particularly powerful ones may even travel along plumbing lines.
Man, I hate using public restrooms. I was in a stall the other day and my neighbor let loose this explosive zeblow that I felt through the floor.
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When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."
When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."
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A zello goes for a big female pig due to the immense attraction to its weight.
A zello goes for a big female pig due to the immense attraction to its weight.
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