Oikos yogurt

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR

No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things

by Postage it January 27, 2022

marshmallow your mum

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now

I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.

by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017

Aye your hit

When you take your hit and your getting the attention of the other person to take their hit

Aye your hit!

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

When a friend of yours questions if he can come inside your residence when he will be met by you at your place of duties later.

Lamar: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, I'll see you at work.

by Bruh6699 January 2, 2021

Always get high off your own supply

Always get high off your own supply means that you try the stuff you are selling to see if it's of high purity and without any contaminants. You run lab tests on research chemicals, drugs, SARMs, Supplements, and cognitive enhancers. Then you try it. Some stuff makes you happy. Some stuff makes you relaxed. Some stuff gives you energy. Some stuff makes you smarter. Some stuff makes you more awake. Ethylamphetamine made with non-toxic aluminum galinstan. 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP, Prolintane, Selegiline, Propranolol, Choline, Vitamin B12, Tropoflavin, Methiopropamine, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Cardarine, 2-methyl-2-butanol, etizopam, Diclazepam, 4F-MPH, Kratom, and Mk-677 are examples of research chemicals, cognitive enhancers, wakefulness enhancers, and more. If it's good enough for you to use and pure, it's good enough to sell. If you don't get high off your own supply, you are selling bad products or contaminated products(which is basically poison).

I used 200mg of Modafinil that I synthesized in a lab. This product is good. Good enough to sell. Always get high off your own supply.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2022

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.

Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

by Chuds McGee October 1, 2019