(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom

A word, phrase or thought that is likely to embarrass, fluster or even cause a mother to cry

Ed: I want to post to Twitter, but your mom follows me and this comment is definitely NSFYM.

Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?

Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom by anythingoncemaybetwice February 28, 2012

shut up your mom's gay 

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

shut up your mom's gay by andbow03 February 21, 2018

You’re Mom

Used to refer to someone’s mom

Dave - You’re mom

Mom - Yes I am

You’re Mom by 69 Is A Number August 28, 2019

Tell Your Mom! 

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.

Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"

Tell Your Mom! by distraction_camp July 20, 2009

fuckin your mom

me your mom sex

guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved

fuckin your mom by godgody April 15, 2019

Your mom gay 

The ultimatum of the your mom gay meme

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT

Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors

*Person 1 & 2 dies*

*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*

Your mom gay by Brenfuckingdan May 21, 2018

your mom 

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

your mom by Derrick March 3, 2005