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yaoisessed 

The act of being so chronically obsessed with yaoi, that you cease to function cohesively when faced with super-cute pictures of couples or fanficts from your chosen fandom.

The effect can be irreversible when presented with examples of your OTP.
"Hey Arthur, have you seen this picture?"

"No Alfred, what is it?"

"USUK wedding pics..."

"AJABJAHBASHJabjhbadj....."
*dies from fangirling too hard*

"Dude, you're totally yaoisessed !"
yaoisessed by USUK IS THE ONE. January 10, 2012
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Yaoi hands 

When, in a manga, mostly during sex, one of the people or both of them have insanely large hands. We're talking hands that are larger than their heads.
"The seme had huge hands!"
"I know, right. Talk about yaoi hands!
Yaoi hands by V203 February 14, 2018

Yaoitoothing 

When images of yaoi are sent around to random people at anime conventions using a Bluetooth connection, using (nearly always) a mobile phone. It was created by a UK cosplayer called Cassie.
Convention-goer #1 'Wait, who just sent me a picture of Naruto and Sasuke making out?!'
Convention-goer #2 'Dude...someone must be yaoitoothing you'
Yaoitoothing by Icena August 21, 2009

yaoi fangirl

1. A girl who is obsessed with yaoi to a dangerous amount.

Be wary about allowing her near two attractive guys, because she may force them to make out. Some popular pairings are SasuNaru, Ed/Al, Yuki/Shuichi, and Raito/L. It may be hard to discern who is a yaoi fangirl and who isn't, and remember: never assume they don't love yaoi just because they are 13 or under.
The author of this definition is an insane, rabid yaoi fangirl.

All bishounens should fear yaoi fangirls.

Most yaoi fangirls would enjoy Gravitation Remix -is awesome-
The sexiest genre created.
'Yaoi' is a term in Japan for boy on boy love. 'Yaoi' is normally hard core and up the ass.
No example needed.
Yaoi is just yaoi.
yaoi by Yaoilover5544 January 2, 2012
A very shy and cute girl everyone loves. She's vulnerable to teasing and while she may act innocent she's actually a huge closet pervert. They usually have a lot of friends and are cared and loved for by everyone for always bringing joy and fun to your lives.
Damn I would want a Yaoki, she's pretty much perfect.
Yaoki by StupidWeirdo247 October 28, 2020