unshit yourself

It is a Portuguese expression, translated to "desenmerda-te!", that is used when you want to say to someone that they're stuck in the mud and they need to sort their stuff out.

Nao ha comboio hoje? Vens a pe! Desenmerda-te! Tens de ca vir ter - Is there no trains today? Come on foot! Unshit yourself. you've got to come here!

by EnergyTraveller October 11, 2016

knock yourself out

Equivalent to "Go for it"

"Can I have a piece of your burrito?"
"Knock yourself out."

by adhesives May 26, 2003

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

by GSDubs October 13, 2009

brooke yourself

In the show One Tree Hill, Brooke Davis got caught masturbating and the term "go Brooke yourself" developed.

Having a rough day? Why don't you go Brooke yourself.

by The real jennlin May 17, 2016

Mind yours

It’s the same as saying mind your business.

Alex why don’t you mind yours?

by Jennyyy3 July 5, 2018

back yourself

To have self-belief or confidence in one's self.

Most commonly used in Australians.

Boy 1: "I don't know if Ashley will like me though, she's way too beautiful!"

Boy 2: "Back yourself James, you're a good guy!"

by andoi_25 July 8, 2014

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003