Wessel 

Wessels are one of the sweetest, most genuine people you will ever meet. Always there for his friends, supportive, honest, and loyal. Wessels are most definitely your ride or die. They'll be there till the end. ❤❤❤

Man, I'm so glad I met a guy named Wessel, cause' he's amazing!

Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!

Wessel by Shattered Glass August 10, 2022

cock wessel

A person that is a piece of shit.

My father is a cock wessel

cock wessel by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021

Wessel 

The word given to define a person who considers himself to know everything there is to know - depsite the fact that he knows nothing! Everyone else around them knows this ... and he seems oblivious to the fact!

I can't stand this guy, he's such a Wessel !

Wessel by Malamute69 February 4, 2010

the wessels 

when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth

Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.

the wessels by KCTJ July 30, 2008

The Austin Wesselhoff 

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

The Austin Wesselhoff by ACT class June 5, 2011

Wessel 

Geeky nerd xbox fanboy.
Lover of everything IT.

Wessel: I LOVE playing XBOX!

Wessel by Odie85 February 4, 2010

Wassel 

A wild dance move where one will never bend their back.

"Oh look at Ben he is doing the Wassel again."

Wassel by Mitch Yates December 11, 2008