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weedonomics 

You know the whole "WHERE'S MA MONEY?" thing? ya, that's what I'm talking about. When them little bitches fool ya and then you don't got the heart (or posse) to bring them down? These rat bastards fool you through the cunning art of WEEDONOMICS.

Weedonomics are the financial operations that occur when people start trying to find the best solution for weed. This includes many people trying to get at you as "friends" and then putting you in situations where you feel like it's wrong to tell them no.

The main types of people who involve weedonomics in the financial operations of weed are the ones who only talk about who you should trust and who you shouldn't, regardless of whether you know the "enemy's" business or not. They are parasites but they are also mostly any stoner you see. In many cases you may end up losing a lot of money to a stoner who tells you "trust me" and won't let you find a way to squirm out of the awkward "no!" and then keeps telling you they'll pay you back later.

Weedonomics is the main reason for pot being so expensive. This is one of the few cases where you can't blame the government and professional types for screwing things up, and thus no true boundaries exist for the prices of weed and pieces.
one day, in a chat:
Rus:"Yo lyle, you got any bud?"
Ly:"Ya dude, just hit me up tomorrow."
Rus:"kk will do."
(in another chat)
Mur:"Yo I have an investment for you, dude."
Rus:"Shoot."
Mur:"Steve's selling his bong."
Rus:"I'll think about it... I've already got a bubbler I just made n I'm buying from Lyle tomorrow."
Mur:"Don't buy from him. He ripped off my friend for half an ounce, and bubblers start to melt after awhile."
Rus:"I dunno, he makes things simple."
Mur:"Don't buy from him, Steve picks up mad good stuff, trust me."
Rus:"I'll think about it..."
(meanwhile)
Meg:"So how goes the buying?"
Rus:"I was gonna buy from lyle, but murry's got me wrapped up in a game of weedonomics so I'll have to figure it out tomorrow. I mean, we only have 40$ between us... not THAT much..."

(alternate scenario)
Ly:"Yo dude you need some pot?"
Rus:"Nah I'm good."
Ly:"Ok peace."
SEE HOW SIMPLE THAT WAS? jesus christ...
weedonomics by DJ Russly July 31, 2009
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Weedo by Weedo June 5, 2015
A squeaky little midget kid with a micropenis. It's not even visable. He uses a dildo when he is angry and gives oral sex to his side hoe. He loves cock.
You're dick is soo small!!!! Your such a weedon!!

Weedocity 

The boost weed gets in potency when other green things are touching it.
The weedocity of this bud is outrageous.
Weedocity by Yozutai June 24, 2017
Stereotypical stoner who wears clothing with marijuana related symbols all over it.
The Jersey Shore has Guidos who wear obnoxious clothes; Colorado has Weedos who wear shirts with giant pot leaves inserted into the Colorado flag.

"Did you see that dudes hat with the huge pot leaf?"

"Yeah, its like, we get it, you smoke weed, you're a total Weedo."
Weedo by AbsoluteAltitude May 30, 2016
Derived from the word "weirdo."

1. An abnormally weird person.

2. Someone who acts ghetto.
Ex 1.

Dude 1: Dude, that kid is freaking me out; he keeps talking to himself and one time he came out the men's restroom smiling!

Dude 2: Yep, he's a weedo.

Ex. 2

Dude 1: Aye wassup mane, you shoulda seen me at that party last night. I was goin ham, real talk.

Dude 2: What? Quit being a weedo.
Weedo by DIZZM August 13, 2011