Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

by SoHa19 March 2, 2019

My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!

MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!

by meow moo October 21, 2019

Wookey

As term that can also be describe a hard, hairy dog turd but is more commonly known to insult someone with poor physical strength, no use to society and general puffiness.

Common phrases include:

'Pulling a wookey'

OR

'Stop being a wookey'

by Haldee Allmighty January 3, 2008

Wookey

A hairy chick

Dude, did you see the wookie Bill hooked up with last night?

by D December 8, 2003

wonkey

indiscribable word used to describe someone that you dont have a good enough insult for. NOT to be confused with honky for it is not a racial slur of any sort, just a stupid word. can be used as a noun or adjective.

created by me and a friend being stupid at work.

"your such a wonkey"
"look at those wonkey dancers with their wonkey ways"

by whitey138 January 17, 2005

wonkey

wonkey is a word play on the words 'wonky' and 'one key'.
'wonky' refering to a type/genre of music and 'one key' refers to the drug culture that goes hand in hand with it.
a key can be used to deliver drugs straight from the bag to the nose = one key
wonkey is the name of night currently running from birmingham every last friday of the month.specialising in only the freshest and most upfront Dirty, Wonkey, Jackin, Fidget, Big Beat, Electro house there is!

"are you coming to wonkey tonight?"

by willy wonkey February 24, 2008

Wookey Hole

1. A place in Dorset that is cold and wet
2. Vagina

Corrr your Wookey hole needs a trim

Amy Barter's wookey hole is well hairy

by jerfhergkjnergkoww,oxr June 12, 2010