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Woketionary 

A person fully indoctrinated in wokeness, who can see the woke matrix and explain it to others. Sometimes woke language can be confusing, consulting a woketionary can help make sense of things.

Note: Woketionaries are often young adults or teenagers, with have vast amounts of (digital) life experience and wisdom, hard-earned from the comfort of their parents homes, via their smart phones.
Huh? no idea what that means, better consult my Woketionary
Woketionary by J.Manstrong March 22, 2021
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wocket in my pocket 

Man: Bitch i have a wocket in my pocket
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Pistol or also known as glock
There's a wocket in my pocket.
Wocket by Iffy uh stiffy uh November 25, 2018

Workethic 

What it takes to be in the American heavy metal band Lamb of God.

At the beginning of Lamb of God's dvd "Walk With Me In Hell", bassist John Campbell is standing in a dressing room reading the words of "inspiration" lining the walls and he comes to "Workethic". The original creators meant to say "Work Ethic" but messed it up, clearly. Campbell decides to poke fun at this and says it as one word.
person 1: You have a lot of workethic.

person 2: Don't you mean "Work Ethic?"

person 1: nope...workethic.
Workethic by SmotherednGRAVY December 23, 2009
I will go enjoy some wonkets with my jolly friends!

Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!

Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!
wonkets by tom.van November 30, 2009

pocket wocket 

when yo place your penis in your friends pocket without them knowing
Susie didn't realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone
pocket wocket by StevenSevenArms November 23, 2016

Wokethest 

Literally so woke you're woker than the wokest, so you're wokethest
I am the wokethest
Wokethest by Thewokethest May 27, 2018