Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

right person, wrong time

When two people (presumably soulmates) are made for each other but were not able to get together due to unfortunate circumstance.

A: Wow, did you see how strong Dazai and Oda’s bond was in Bungou Stray Dogs?
B: Yeah, it sucks that they ended up acting out the right person, wrong time trope.

by mlksm May 11, 2021

Weronika

Weronika is a brave, talented, independent person, and truly an inspiration in everything she does. Being a natural born leader gives Weronika the courage to make orders when needed. Weronika’s mind is drawn to acting and Weronika's soul is tied to music. She has a knack to play what seems like any and every instrument ever created. Weronika is truly in tune to her true self, and is a splendid person to know!

Who’s that girl up on the stage?
That must be a Weronika

by ElphabaThrop August 31, 2018

wrong on so many levels

When something said or done is so wrong, that one cannot help but feel disdain for it on numerous metaphysical tiers.

That is to say, it breaches what is considered 'right' in more ways than one.

Person 1: 'I don't know how to tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her with her grandma...'
Person 2: 'Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels'.

by grandad_dwarf August 9, 2016

wrong chat

When you say something weirdly absurd either in a group chat or real life & need a "redo" so people don't think you're an idiot.

Joe: How's your day going today?
Bob: Pretty good man, just had sex with a couple squirrels last night
Joe: bruh what??!
Bob: wrong chat
Joe: oh okay

by Soloin June 3, 2018

what could possibly go wrong

The thing you say when you're about to do something really stupid that will, without question, go wrong.

"I'll just swim through this pit of crocodiles like a baws. What could possibly go wrong?"

by Derpalina February 4, 2013

not even wrong

Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.

by Fluid February 12, 2007