Sneaky Wormholes

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

no u wormhole

The ultimate comeback to no u blackhole

1: Hello mate
2: Hi. Btw dude your mom gay.
1: No u
2: No u infinity
1: No u blackhole
2: No u wormhole

person 1 instantly dies

by Your mom geiii October 3, 2018

Wormhole

The state of being absolutely obliverated with alcohol

Last weekend Seth and I were so far up down wormhole

by Guyguy 88 July 23, 2017

Wormhole Wank

When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.

Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?

by jillstobbs_ April 19, 2018

open the wormhole

To fist a male urethra

"How was the male on male sex?"
" Pretty wild. He sat on a plug, had me lube up my hand and forearm then I proceeded to open the wormhole"

by Farn Darngins September 29, 2020

Wath Wormhole

When you meet someone on a camp of some sort, then they pretend not to know you afterwards

Jezza :- Yoo, Bill just Wath Wormholed me man
Harry :- Wow, feelsbadman

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 7, 2017

Wormhole

A pussy so good you can't get away from the girl even if she is toxic. Her pussy takes you to another dimension.

"That bitch must have a wormhole, why won't he just ghost her?"

by C3N50R April 21, 2021