Woolpacker

A person who visit's the Woolpack Pack in Hayes, to watch the 50p dancing girls

"Hey are you going to the Woolpack again tonight?"
"If you keep on going to the woolpack, everyone will start calling you a Woolpacker"

by ljh55 November 26, 2006

woodwatcher

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is trying to get a sneak peek of your penis.

Man, I had to take a piss earlier, and this woodwatcher was straight eyeing my cock.

by Shaural August 25, 2017

Weedwacker

The weedwacker is a sex move where the man performs oral sex on an unshaven woman and chews on her pubic hair. The reason this is called the weedwacker is because the man usually ends up ripping up the pubic hairs, or weeds, thereby shaving her with his mouth.

My girl lost it when I gave her the ol’ weedwacker

by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021

Woody Woodpeckered

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.

Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!

by crippus2 February 18, 2015

The Woodpecker

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

by D's wife May 26, 2019

Weedwacker

Someone who masterbates while on marijuana

"Man I was a weedwacker last night"

by Jonathin Smith December 9, 2009

Weedwacker

One who masturbates like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.

Dealer: "This shit will get you just high enough to have the energy to be a weedwacker, man."
Lioness: "GRAWR!!"

by NuggBugg July 28, 2010