Woodsian

A screw up of epic proportions, likely to cause misery in one's life and not soon to be forgotten.

"Man, my wife found my stash of midget porn...there had to be 100 films hidden in my trunk."

"Wow...that's down right Woodsian."

Or:

"I'm in it deep...I was humping my wife and called out her twin's name...we're talking Woodsian trouble, dude."

by LickYourLaugh December 10, 2009

woodman

1. a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff

I got myself into an embaressing woodman situation this morning

by tory borty December 24, 2012

woldsman

A fine stallion from East Yorkshire, who often has his way with Woldswomen

Waaa he is a fine Woldsman

by Woldsman February 15, 2017

woodmansee

Woodmansee is a man who wants woman to see his HUGE wood. (Dick)

Girl: "Last night was amazing you must be a Woodmansee."

by Bubbaace August 2, 2016

wordsman51

Swordman51's true name

Wordsman51 will be judged if he doesn't finish fate

by T/34 October 26, 2020

Woodmansterne School

the worst "school" to exist. in my 16 years of attending this school, i can safely say i hate everybody here. it is full of roadmen, chavs, pickmes, and ms mccarthy. literally the deaddest school in the entirety of london. if you can go elsewhere, DO SO.

woodmansterner: wagwan fam itz y.m.stizzy cuh
outsider: ew they must be from woodmansterne school

by WOODMANSTERNE HATER October 3, 2023

wordsmanship

The witty word for wording the ingenuity of a worthwhile man or woman in his use of words. Try saying that 10 times fast. Its pretty easy.

Timmy applauded Jaime's wordsmanship after he talked their way out of detention.

by Silverdawn September 17, 2010