woned

The history of the word Woned Spans Thousands Of Years, to befre the age of Jesus of Nazareth. Judeans used to use this word to describe things with huge genetailia, or Inbred looking Faces.

Luke woned tht noob with connor, they no longer use words like pwnd or owned.

by Lenza December 15, 2008

Wonged

Named after Alex Wong, the biggest pimp in the world. He loves jello shots and hitt'n it and then hitt'n it some more. this guy is so crazy he is the stuff of legends. Once he gets freakys with a girl, they've been "wonged".

this one time alex wonged one girl then bounced and wonged another and then wonged another and then smoked a blunt.

by alexloverpal November 4, 2008

Willy wonked

During sex, when the man ejaculates the semen goes into both the vagina and anus

Guy: That girl looks willy wonkable (ability to be Willy wonked)

by RapeTape May 10, 2018

Wonged

Wonged; Not to be confused with the sexual act of being "wonged". Its true origin comes from the renowned American actor Bradley Daryl Wong AKA B.D. Wong, best-known for his role as Dr. George Huang on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. The word "Wonged" is defined as a verb, it means to be owned, or mind fucked. B.D. has been tearing criminals minds apart and making full grown serial killers and rapist cry since 1983 and his only weapon...the ability to "wong" you at any second and for that Dr. Wong...we Thank You.

Have you been watching the Illini get wonged on all this season by the Badgers

I heard Jerry got wonged yesterday by that exam.

Now that's a wonging-Puff Daddy

by Only If It started with a K November 17, 2010

Wooned

Another word for "ownage , owned " . It's a new word for when you are pvping or you did something really uber hard .

And if you wanna be really hardcore player please you word "Lego penis " as well .

()()====|-|> - lego penis

You got WOONED . Beat my WOONINATION .
I'm WOONEDNESS . There is no place like WOONAGE LAND .


Your lego penis just grow for few more bricks , congratulations .

by legopenisgoesbrickmode March 8, 2009

Wonged

To get absolutely shit-faced.

Man I got so wonged last night at the club, glad you guys weren't there, otherwise I'd be an emotional wreck.

by Xx_wo_e May 19, 2019

Wonneproppen

A woneproppen is typically the german term for a small child, which is usually a bit chubby (but in a cute way). In this case it's used for a soft, cute and small girlfriend that loves cuddeling, sweets and binge watching.

Friend: "Watcha doing on Weekend?"
Me: "Cuddeling with my girlfriend, while eating sweets and watching Netflix. I love her, she's such a wonneproppen!"

by unbekannter_kant November 4, 2019