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wonderbread 

A derisive adjective referring to a concept or statement which is optimistically presumed (generally by the originator of said idea or statement) to be utopian in nature, particularly when the potential result of such a concept or statement is easily recognized to threaten the opposite of the intended result; a false panacea
The governator's wonderbread plan for universal health insurance will actually create more problems than it solves, particularly for California's working families.
wonderbread by Aluxeterna January 28, 2007
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wonderbreading 

"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.

Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
wonderbreading by Lance LaBar July 30, 2008

Wonderbread 

Someone who fits the β€œAmerican standard β€œ , a boy next door type. Usually athletic, intelligent , popular, and career focused . Their lineage seems put together and destined for success aka breed for wonder
He’s kinda wonderbread

Wonderbread News

Usually referring to white people being a public embarrassment. Mostly towards Karens, kens, Redpill, and white celebrities who act foolish on social media.
Wonderbread News by dogymodg July 11, 2023

Wonderbault

Adjective word used to describe someone or something that totally rox your sox.
Seth is the most wonderbault husband in the world.
Wonderbault by D.$.. July 29, 2005
a word used by loving teenagers who often feel obliged to act as a group or clique's mother, i.e. cleaning up their lunch table, making sure they study, ect. meaning wonderful.
" Malicyn, I got a one hundred on the math quiz!"

"Wonderba job darling!"
wonderba by lovEdrUnkduCk12 July 14, 2009

Wonderball 

1. An adjective used to relay a general feeling of acceptance, exuberance, joy toward that thing it is describing. It is often used by adults in situations where 'sanitized' words must be used or fake expressions of positive reaction must be employed.
eg. I heard about your son made the 'A' Honor Roll', That's wonderball Sarah!
Wonderball by Diney81 May 26, 2014