alice in wonderland 

A popular book written by some mathematician guy who went under the psedenym 'Lewis Carol'. This (As well as Carol's other literary work "Through the Looking Glass") was later addapted into a Disney movie that has obtained an avid cult following for being so awesome.

There is a certain amount of drug propaganda supporting this movie/book because of Carol's... imaginative pursuits.

Oh, and the storyline has been adapted into some sort of macabre-type videogame.

"Alice in Wonderland is a trippy book. Ahah! Get it! TRIPPY!"

alice in wonderland by i heart j00 May 31, 2005

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

bearded wonderland by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

Wonderbread Smile 

A person with bread/food in there smile/teeth.

Yo, Alex hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, he a got mad "Wonderbread Smile"!

Wonderbread Smile by Allegrotechie March 18, 2011

Wonderdad 

Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.

You changed a diaper? Congratulations, wonderdad. Tell your wife I said, "what's up."

Wonderdad by TurboSexaphonic October 11, 2018

wonderbread 

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

wonderbread by Matt February 24, 2004

Wonderless 

the absence of wonder, usually used in a sarcastic statement.

well...isn't that wonderless?

Wonderless by Diego Nelson September 5, 2005

5 Minutes in Wonderland 

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.

Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.

5 Minutes in Wonderland by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011