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one shot wonder 

Someone who gets drunk after one shot, an extreme lightweight.
My friend Jamie is such a one shot wonder, she got shitty at the party after one body shot.

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.
"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

Skeevie Wonder 

An especially creepy, distasteful person who deludes himself into thinking he is actually very cool and attractive. He is blind to his own skeeviness, in other words.
Did you see that skeevy guy with the BMW M3? Skeevie Wonder.

stevie wonder nipples 

Nipples that are so bumpy that even blind man can find them. Also known as bumpy brown nipples with severe bumping in the aereola.

The Stevie Wonder 

When a man is recieving oral pleasure from a woman, he pulls out right before he ejaculates and blows his load in her eyes. This causes her to frantically search for a towel while swaying her head and arms back and forth, then resembling the musician stevie wonder playing the piano.
Last Night ended with my date doing The Stevie Wonder.
The Stevie Wonder by Blake W. January 16, 2009