Agervating it always something going on in every corner pressuring and it is very hard to not be called a "ThoT" A. k. A almost every body at that school is one.
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The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
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Doctor: I am afraid you have Woodonmagnetoma, the cancer has metastasized all over your brain and I am afraid you have 3 weeks to live
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks
by NotSollitz July 5, 2022
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Guy 1: Did you see Ashley Waldon over there?
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)
by Jaren Logic November 5, 2014
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The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.
John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.
by Satan-ui Yeomso July 1, 2016
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