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Workumstances 

Having work related circumstances interfere with ones social life
Yo Bruno, you going to the Jersy Shore orgy party this Thursday? "No man, due to unforeseen workumstances I won't be able to make it."
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Wokus Pokus 

The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.
Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.

Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.

Corporation tweets:

‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’

Response:

Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
Wokus Pokus by Hypnotron January 13, 2021
Onomatopoeic representation of the sound generated by a Boeing-Vertol CH47 series Chinook transport helicopter.
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wokka by Dirge September 26, 2004
n. A derogatory term meaning an Asian individual who is "uncool" by most people's standards (popularized by Greg Giraldo).
Yeah, Mr. Myagi is cool, but that Jiang Zemin is a real woksucker.
woksucker by CrunkDawg May 14, 2003
canadian dude who runs a website and i think he's like 64.
hey wook, ban this nig.
wookubus by nrok December 5, 2003

Wookulus 

An expression of a messed up situation. What someone says when any individual is stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Subject 1: Oh darn, I failed my math test and maxed out credit card after ordering lots of porn.

Response: Wookulus!