dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.

"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"

by Dong wod April 6, 2017

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wod tea

A bottled Japanese tea that is supposed to make you have a larger volume of cum.

I was at the store and grabbed myself a bottle of wod tea so I can fill her belly later tonight.

by Jmaktheknife January 31, 2025

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Iam "The very idea of technology turns humanity into a group of monkeys turning a crank. Turn the crank (and like it) or die. The faster you crank the more you receive. So, you crank the crank and what does it do? It spits out another and now you have two. But this new crank needs someone to crank. And now we all have to crank the crank. And why? To keep the darkness at bay..."

Hym "I'm not cranking that crank you bastard... Why don't you pay me to crank it conceptually? Hahahahahahahaaa!!!"

Iam "Oh, oops..."

Hym "Eh?"

Iam "I should have done 'crank.' "

Hym "Why? What was the word?"

Iam "WoD"

Hym "Wahd? Like you busted a fat Wahd into a sock this morning? "

Iam "Wha!? No! Like 'W -O-D' it's an acronym for 'Work or Die!' You know?"

Hym "Ooooh.... I like my thing better..."

Iam "Yeah... You would..."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2022

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Dick Wod

Typically a person of inferior qualities and sub-par personality who thinks it’s funny to shit all over people with no care for others emotions.

Dick wod: “ You look like a camel, but worse”

Person: “That kinda hurt “

Dick wod: “ Thats what your mum said... oooohhh”

Person: “ your such a dick wad man”

by σέξι σκύλα November 21, 2021

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